Bravo, Bravissimo Flipping Out

I know what I want and I want what I want. Can’t you understand that and just get me what I want?

“Ideally, 70% lemonade, 20% punch, 10% sprite. If they don’t have fruit punch, do like 85% lemonade, and 15% Sprite. If the don’t have lemonade, do 85% punch and 15% Sprite…or 7-Up.”
– Jeff Lewis, ordering a drink with his lunch, on BravoTV’s Flipping Out

“Grande, no fat, no foam 140 degree latte, two Spenda. Actually…why don’t you make it 150 degrees, so by the time you get here, I can drink it.” – Jeff Lewis, giving his coffee order to an assistant

“I don’t want to party like it’s my birthday; I want to sell my house.” – Jeff Lewis, suffering from real-estate anxiety, amongst many other things