"Smiles, Everyone. Smiles!"

This blog is an attempt to capture the amazing, quotable yadda, yadda, yadda emanating from our television-computer-tivo-devo thingies and blaring in our headphones and earpieces from cellular iLand, as well as the crazy, kitchy things our friends, family, and strangers may say. (and, exhale...) Share those phrases that evoke laughter or cause a pause followed by a slow, disbelieving shake of the head. Hey, if you have a word or phrase of your own, slap it up here, too. Give credit, where you can, and don’t forget to share your quoteliciousness with others.

"Did you remember to take the money out of the bible?"
- Wife, to her husband, while ascending the escalator in the Las Vegas Airport.

"The sad part is... he probably won’t be able to do any
more Terminator movies.” – Guy in a bar, lamenting that Arnold
Schwarzenegger was elected as Governor of California

“I love Asians, because Asians are fierce.” – designer Christian
Siriano, winner of Bravo TVs Project Runway, upon seeing Ginny Cha Berber, wife of former New York Giant Tiki Barber.

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(Headline is Ricardo Montalban’s Mr. Roarke of the 1970’s TV show, Fantasy Island. )